SPR's 'Stolen' - my attempt

okay, here goes.

100 truths

001. name: Greg, and also Jack for those who know the relevance.
002. nickname: uh, fluffy and also geek and king greb to some of my friends.
003. status: in a relationship with Shadow-Phoenix-Rider. if ya didn't know, ya do now!
004. Zodiac sign: libra, and proud to be a set of scales, cos I'm fair.
005. male or female: male. I'd be really worried if I wasn't.

006. elementary: no idea, I'm in England.
007. middle school: see 006
008. high school: do I have to tell you what to do?
009. smart: yup, and proud of it too.

010. hair colour: brown so dark people mistake it for black.
011. tall or short: I is tiny for my age (17, by the way).
012. loud or quiet: generally quiet. fear the quiet one, as you have no idea about what they can do!
013. sweats or jeans: probly jeans, as I don't exactly know what you mean by sweats.

014. phone or camera: both. preferably in one thing.
015. health freak: sorta, but not total freak.
016. drink or smoke?: neither, and glad too. they both wreck your health. see? only partly a health freak.
017. do you have a crush on any one?: I'm going out with someone, isn't that self-explanatory? (for translation of any words, please comment, I'll try to make it simple)
018. eating or drinking: both, but not at the same time. imagine soggy bread. not nice.
019. piercing: screech, but no body piercings. kinda want a small ring in one ear, though. no idea why.
020. tattoos: none

FIRSTS:
023. first piercing: never! <spoken in a mock-french accent>
024. first best friend: two, actually. one called matt and one called alexander, not shortened to alex.
025. first award: too young to remeber, I think.
026. first crush: not about to say, but it was a girl, for any doubters.
027. first pet: a goldfish called Ruby, cos it was a red comet goldfish.
028. first big vacation: I think it was probly Israel.
030. first big birthday: um, duh? the day I was born!

CURRENTLY:
049. eating: cheese.
050. drinking: bluuurd- no, wait, it's tea. damnit. always wanted to put bluuurd as something to drink. demented, I know.
052. I'm about to: keep typing this, it goes on to 100, ya know!
053. listening to: my new MP3 player.
054. plans for today: buggerall. tons of buggerall.

YOUR FUTURE:
058. want kids?: kids? I haven't got any clue of anything past the end of this journal. okay, let's think, thinkthinkthink... maybe, one day.
059. want to get married?: yup, to my girlfriend. if ya can't work out who she is from this journal, let me spell it out nice and easy. Shadow. Phoenix. Rider. got that? okay, next!
060. careers: yup, I do want a career. no idea what. I'd like a job in science or medicine, but I'd be content with, say, landscape gardener.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH OPPOSITE SEX?
068. lips or eyes: both, cos they'd look preeetty freaky without.
070. shorter or taller: meh, not fussed. if I have to choose, I'd probably say shorter.
072. romantic or spontaneous: again, not fussed, just so long as we love each other. I know me and SPR do.
073. nice stomach or nice arms?: arms, because what the hell does stomachs got to do with it?
074. sensitive or loud: ah. bit of both, ya know?
075. hook-up or relationship: relationship, cos a hook-up seems... false, ya know? not real, like you're conning yourself and them.
077. troublemaker or hesitant: either.

HAVE YOU EVER:
080. lost glasses/contacts: no, I haven't been in glasses long enough to lose them, I think. besides, they're often on my face, so they're hard to forget about.
081. ran away from home: sure, in my mind. but when it came to actually doing it, I started seeing all the flaws of going through with it, like food, water, shelter, warmth, where exactly to run to, etc.
084. broken someone's heart?: no, and I don't want to, cos I'm empathic and can as a result put myself in their shoes. it's a gift and a curse, believe me. and no, I'm not spiderman.
085. been arrested: no, and i don't plan to. I hear the food's rubbish in jail.
087. cried when someone died?: yup. who wouldn't? they're like a part of you, right? all those memories, good times, ripped from you. that's how it feels. and it hurts. so much. hell, just remembering it makes me want to start crying again.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. yourself?: most of the time. the rest of the time, I'm either daydreaming or asleep.
090. miracles: hey, just being alive is a miracle in its own right. think about it. how the hel did the particles arrange themselves in such a way that we'd actually be living conscious beings? most of us, anyway.
091. love at first sight?: yup, though it's rare.
092. heaven?: well if there is, why'v I never heard from someone from there? is it soooo brilliant they don't want to speak to us? and hell? why the... hell... would anyone make such a godawful place? no, I don't, to answer your question. if there is one, I'll be laughing, if there isn't, I won't have lost anything.
093. Santa Clause?: a fat old man who has a sleigh and a load of reindeers who fly around at the speed of light just to deliver a load of children presents? seems more stupid than the heaven-hell arguement.
094. sex on the first date?: no, you've got to get to know them a lot more before that.
095. kiss on the first date?: ah, that's more plausible. yes, I do.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. a funny cartoon: naruto. it's just so funny in places, especially the fillers towards the end of the series.
098. are you seriously happy with where you are in life?: in part, but not completely.
099. do you believe in God?: nope. I'm a draconist (dragons rule) and I'm not about to change, so don't bother trying, or I'll out-logic you. show you the errors of your beliefs.
100. post as 100 truths and tag 3 people: no thanks, I don't continue chain-mail, it's just a wid-up prank to scare the superstitious.

thank you very much, you've been a wonderful audience!